{"id":71,"date":"2016-02-07T15:59:08","date_gmt":"2016-02-07T15:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/?page_id=71"},"modified":"2016-02-07T15:59:08","modified_gmt":"2016-02-07T15:59:08","slug":"registry","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/index.php\/registry\/","title":{"rendered":"Registry"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-16 size-large aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/jessearsonfix-1-1024x680.jpg\" alt=\"jessearsonfix\" width=\"940\" height=\"624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/jessearsonfix-1-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/jessearsonfix-1-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/jessearsonfix-1-768x510.jpg 768w, https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/jessearsonfix-1.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/>Jesse is a registered arsonist. \u00a0He will be arrested if\u00a0caught\u00a0standing\u00a0within\u00a0500 feet of a barbecue.<\/h4>\n<hr class=\"stag-divider stag-divider--plain\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-12\" src=\"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/sara-gun.jpg\" alt=\"sara gun\" width=\"400\" height=\"596\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/sara-gun.jpg 600w, https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/sara-gun-201x300.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"il\">Sara<\/span> is a registered owner of an assault rifle. The government dare not interfere with her God given right to bear arms.<\/h4>\n<hr class=\"stag-divider stag-divider--plain\" \/>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">Ohhh, you mean gift registry? \u00a0Click on the links below&#8230;<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/registry\/wedding\/1W5ZHKKRCV86E\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-221\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-221 size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/amazon-logo-e1455600059217.png\" alt=\"amazon-logo\" width=\"160\" height=\"54\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crateandbarrel.com\/gift-registry\/sara-crookston-and-jesse-sedillo\/r5478449\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-260\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-260 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/crateandbarrel-300x55.gif\" alt=\"crateandbarrel\" width=\"250\" height=\"46\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesse is a registered arsonist. \u00a0He will be arrested if\u00a0caught\u00a0standing\u00a0within\u00a0500 feet of a barbecue. Sara is a registered owner of an assault rifle. The government dare not interfere with her God given right to bear arms. Ohhh, you mean gift registry? \u00a0Click on the links below&#8230; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-71","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wedding.jessesedillo.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}