About Us

The happy couple met after years of loneliness and despair. Mutual friends, tired of lending their shoulders to cry on, decided to pawn them off on each other.

In a last-ditch effort to have meaning in his life, Jesse agreed to go on the blind date. Sara, struggling to keep up with her mounting cat food bill, was paid to attend. Somehow it worked out for the pathetic duo.

BEFORE:

lonelyjessse

sara sad cat

AFTER:

for real